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Wednesday 21 December 2011

The Parents' Wishlist

Here's what I wish my true love could give to me:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve hours' sleep,
Elevenses with coffee,
Ten trips to Tesco,
Nine presents wrapped up
Eight days in a week,
Seven carpets hoovered,
Six dinners cooked,
FIVE MINUTES' PEACE!
Four nappies changed,
Three washes done
Two sleeping children,
A biscuit and a cup of tea!

On the bright side, we did get a ginormous Christmas tree half price today because its top had fallen off. Can't wait to decorate it.

1 comment:

Jacqueline C said...

hahah,. genius love it! :-)